Have you heard the expression 'taking the bull by the horns'? Chris has!
Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it's Alain!
"So Chris, I think I said that I'd wear the black baseball cap, black polo shirt and black trousers today!"
He won't look so happy when he jumps!
The group realise that they have lost Henry and June in Arrowtown so, after careful consideration, decide to hit the pub! (Ed - actually, we sent out a scout party!)
OMG - Bruno's gone topless!
What's the fruit like Chris? Is it??
Is it my imagination, but do Heather Anne and Neil just look 'big' in this photo??
The Maoris don't have a word for Haute Couture.
Va va voom AMPXXX!
Military training is a wonderful thing but Chris didn't pass his camouflage course.
Dr Evil and the minions.
Bruno is still topless ...
Fortunately I found a hat in my case that I had worn at a recent wedding.
Retirement. It's that time in your life when you have to carry a card to remind yourself of where you are.
There's gold in them thar hills! But for the time being, I shall maintain my pension plan.
Wow - respect, Alain! But where's your bag???
For the detectives amongst you, if you zoom in you will see the answer to the question 'Did he jump or was he pushed?'